DWAGON

<center><h2>You have decided to enter the Dungeon of</h2><h1>DWAGON</h1> <h3>[[Enter the Dungeon of DWAGON->7split]]</h3> <h4>[[Help->help]]</h4></center> (if:$admin is 1)[Admin-[[level 2]]] (set:$bigkey=0) (set:$smallkey=0) (set:$unlocksmall=0) (set:$life to 10) (set:$loot to 100) (set:$bluegem=0) (set:$redgem=0) (set:$greengem=0)

You enter an octagonal room with 7 passageways(and the way you came in) You have $loot DWAGON BUCKS [[Passage 1->1]] [[Passage 2->2]] [[Passage 3->3]] [[Passage 4->4]] [[Passage 5->5]]NOT YET IMPLEMENTED [[Passage 6->6]]NOT YET IMPLEMENTED [[Passage 7->7]]

[[<img src="http://wm.schoolofdragons.com/SoD/Joomla/templates/schoolofdragons/images/crafts/dragon-cut-out.jpg"width="50%">->Teleport1]] You run into a hostile Peasant Dwagon What do you do? [[Run Away->7split]] [[Run past him->1b]] [[Fight it->1a]]

<h3>Help</h3>(set:$life to 10)(set:$loot to 100) You start with 10 life and 100 Dwagon Bucks There are lots of Dwagons All the Dwagons are there Collect all the Dwagon bucks. Don't die [[Back->Enter the Dungeon]] Version 10

You try to go through the passage, but there is a pirate in the way! He's all like, "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR", and you're like, "But man! I just wanted to get the treasure!" And then he's all like, "NOOOOOOO! YE SCURVY DOG, YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TREASURE!" And then you're like, [[FITE ME BRO-> 2fight]] [[BRO I JUST WANTED A HUG!->2hug]] [[LOOK OVER THERE!!! *run past*->2.1]]

On the wall there is graffiti saying: <h1><strike>//''HERE BE DWAGON''//</strike></h1> [[Go Back->7split]] [[Go on->3.1]] [[Touch the Graffiti]]

YAS! YOU SEE A CAT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THE CAT WANTS TO EAT YOUR FACE SO IT TRIES TO EAT YOUR FACE AND YOU TURN IT INTO A BACKFLIP BADGER. You take 2 damage from being mauled by the cat. You now have(set:$life=$life-2) $life life You find a sack of treasure containing 50 Dwagon Bucks! You now have (set:$loot=$loot+50)$loot Dwagon Bucks! [[Take the left passage->3.1a]] [[Take the right passage->4.1]]

Dwagon Peasant Dwagon Peasant Dwagon Backflip Badger Rogue BACKFLIP BADGER DWAGON YOU DIED [[RESTART->Enter the Dungeon]] (if: $life > 9)[Good job!](else:)[:(]

Double-click this passage to edit it. YOU DIED [[RESTART->Enter the Dungeon]]

You enter a long stone corridor. A small side passageway branches off about fifteen feet in front of you. What do you do? [[Take the side passage->7pylon]] [[Take the center passage->7zealot]] [[Go back->7split]]

You come to a room with an odd Shiny floor [[Go on->1.1b]] [[Investigate the floor->1.1a]] [[Go Back->7split]]

You defeat the Peasant Dwagon! You take no damage! [[Continue->1.1]]

<img src="http://wm.schoolofdragons.com/SoD/Joomla/templates/schoolofdragons/images/crafts/dragon-cut-out.jpg"width="50%"> The Peasant Dwagon bites you as you run past (set:$life = $life-1) You lose 1 life You now have $life life [[Continue->1.1]]

THEN THE PIRATE'S ALL LIKE, "//''ARRRRRRR''//" AND THEN HE TRIES TO CHOPIFY YOUR LIMBS OFF WITH HIS TRUSTY MLG DORITOS BAG! AND YOU AVOID HIS TRUSTY MLG DORITOS BAG SO HE COULDN'T CHOPIFY YOUR LIMBS OFF AND THEN YOU KICKIFY HIS FACE IN WITH YOUR MAGICAL FOOTSIES AND HIS FACE GETS KICKIFIED AND YOU WON YAY. You take 1 damage from the MLG doritos bag of paper cuts. You have (set:$life = $life-1)$life life You get 200 Dwagon Bucks! You have (set:$loot = $loot+200)$loot Dwagon Bucks! [[Continue->2.1]]

AND THEN THE PIRATE'S ALL LIKE, OH ME TOO BRO! AND HE HUGS YOU AND THEN YOU PULL OUT A STABBY AND STABIFY HIS SPINAL CORD AND HE'S ALL LIKE, "NOOOOO YOU STABBIFIED MY SPINAL CORD YE SCURVY DOG!" You take no damage! You get 200 Dwagon Bucks! You have (set:$loot = $loot+200)$loot Dwagon Bucks! You have $life life [[Continue->2.1]]

<h3>You got past the pirate! [[Continue->2.2]]</h3>

You enter an unremarkable moldy dungeon room [[Continue->4]] [[Go Back->3]]

You feel strange and then suddenly you are in a different part of the Dungeon! There is a pile of Dwagon loot [[Take the loot]] [[Continue->8]]

You come to an odd dungeon room painted with pictures of the rare Backflip Badger. [[Go Left->8.1]] [[Go Right->4.2]]

The loot is Fake! You lose some of your Dwagon Bucks to the Magical Magnet! (set: $loot to $loot - (random: 0, $loot))You now have $loot Dwagon Bucks [[Continue->8]]

A metal grate shoots out of the ceiling in front and behind you! What do you do? [[Fix the magical control panel to open the gate->8a]] [[SMASH!!!]]

You touch the Peasant Dwagon He eats you You are Dead [[Start over->Enter the Dungeon]]

<img src="https://marinasleeps.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/you-had-one-job.jpg"width="80%"> You starve to death [[Restart->Enter the Dungeon]]

You Break The Door! It was actually hollow metal filled with Dwagon Bucks! You get 250 Dwagon Bucks! You now have (set:$loot=$loot+250)$loot Dwagon Bucks [[Continue->8.1]]

You enter an empty stone room with a stairway leading down. [[Continue->level 2]] [[Go Back->7split]] [[.->SECRETNESS]]

You are attacked by a Rogue Backflip Badger! He Backflips into you! You take 2 damage! You have(set:$life=$life-2) $life life What do you do? [[ATTACK!]] [[RUN->4.1a]]

The Shiny Floor is intangible! You fall into another room! [[Continue->4]]

The Shiny Floor is intangible! You fall into another room! [[Continue->8]]

You enter an unremarkable moldy dungeon room [[Continue->3]] [[Go Back->4]]

You turn the Backflip Badger into a lizard! You take one damage. You have (set:$life=$life-1)$life life [[Investigate the glowy blue light up ahead->4.3]]

The Backflip Badger smacks you but you get away. You take 1 damage from the Badger's smack attack. You now have (set:$life=$life-1)$life life [[Continue?->4.1]]

The glowy blue light comes from a small stone fountain set in the middle of a small octagonal room. (set:$water to (either:1, 2))(if:$water is 1)[[[Drink the Water->Drink the water]]](else:)[[[Drink the Water->Touch the Graffiti]]] [[leave->7split]]

You are Fully healed! You have (set:$life to 10)$life life [[Continue->8]]

YOU FOUNDS DA SECRET! CONGRAZULATIONS!!! Your new name is "I died in a fridge during a nuclear bomb test Man"!!! yaaaaaay! [[.->Admin]]

IN THE NEXT ROOM, YOU SEE A DWAGON EATIFYING A BACKFLIP BADGER. <img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/vice_asset_uploader/files/1420675445Red_Dragon.jpg"width="70%"> The Dwagon lunges at YOU! It (set:$dwagon1 to (either: 'trips and falls', 'Eatifies you', 'Sneezes'))$dwagon1 (If:$dwagon1 is'trips and falls')[You take no damage! You have $life life. You get 500 Dwagon Bucks! You have(set:$loot=$loot+500) $loot loot [[Continue->2.3]]](If:$dwagon1 is'Eatifies you')[You take 9 damage!(set:$life=$life-9) You have $life life. You lose 100 Dwagon Bucks. You have(set:$loot=$loot-100)(if:$loot<0)[(set:$loot=0)] $loot loot (if:$life<1)[You died [[Restart->Enter the Dungeon]]](else:)[[[Continue->2.3]]]](If:$dwagon1 is'Sneezes')[You GOT BURNINATED [[Restart->Enter the Dungeon]]]

You see a glowy blue light up ahead. [[Investigate->4.3]]

You have made it to level 2! Congratz and stuff [[Start Over->Enter the Dungeon]] [[Go Back->8.1]] [[Continue->9.0]]

You walk into a room with a miniature Pylon on a stone pedestal.(set:$pylon= 0) <center><img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/a/ad/Pylon_SC2_DevRend3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081019210108" width="20%"></center> [[Take the pylon->7.1]] [[Go back->7]]

You encounter an angry zealot! He Demands you construct additional Pylons! (if:$pylon is 1)[[[Give him the mini-pylon!->7zealot1]]](else:)[You can't construct additional Pylons!] [[Run away->7]] [[Attack!->7zealot2]] <img src="http://rs1img.memecdn.com/i-want-you-to-construct-additional-pylons-d_c_2479981.jpg"width="100%">

You got a Mini Pylon!(set:$pylon= 1) <center><img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/a/ad/Pylon_SC2_DevRend3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081019210108" width="20%"></center> [[Continue->7]]

The Zealot grumbles, but accepts your offer of the mini pylon. [[Continue->7.2]]

The Zealot stabbifies you with his warp blade!(set:$zealot to (either: 7, 8, 9)) <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/zealot-lrg.png"> You take $zealot damage!(set:$life=$life-$zealot) You have $life life (if:$life < 1)[You Died [[Restart->Enter the Dungeon]]](else:)[[[Continue to Attack->7zealot3]] [[Run!->7]]]

You come to a long corridor with a worn wooden door at the end. [[Go on->1.1]] [[Go back->7]]

The Zealot stabbifies you with his warp blade!(Again!)(set:$zealot to (either: 3, 2, 1)) <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/zealot-lrg.png"> You take $zealot damage!(set:$life=$life-$zealot) You have $life life (if:$life < 1)[You Died [[Restart->Enter the Dungeon]]](else:)[[[Continue to Attack->7zealot3]] [[Run!->7]]]

You come to a large cathedral-like room, it has dim illumination but you cant tell what it's coming from. The soaring ceiling has paintings depicting Backflip Badgers fighting Dwagons and other monstrosities. There seems to be a raised dias at the end of the room with an unnaturally small throne on it. [[Investigate the throne->9.1throne]] [[Investigate the wooden door to your right->9.1right]] [[Study the murals on the ceiling->9.1mural]]

As you walk towards the side door you let go of the large door you came in and it slams closed much louder than you wanted, along with the ominous click of a latch that seems to have been on the other side of the door.(set: $noise = 5) [[Investigate the throne instead->9.1throne2]] [[Study the mural first->9.1mural3]] [[Continue to the side door as you first planned->9.1right2]] (if:$admin is 1)[noise is $noise]

As you walk into the center of the room you let go of the large door you came in and the hinges screech loudly as it closes, along with the ominous click of a latch that seems to have been on the other side of the door. Guess you aren't getting out that way.(set: $noise = 7) [[Continue to study the mural->9.1mural2]] [[Study the throne instead->9.1throne2]] [[Go through the side door instead->9.1right2]] (if:$admin is 1)[noise is $noise]

As you step away from the large door you came in it closes with a slight clunk, but the ominous click of a latch is what worries you most. Guess you aren't getting out that way.(set: $noise = 1) [[Continue to investigate the throne->9.1throne2]] [[Investigate the murals on the ceiling instead->9.1mural2]] [[Go through the side door instead->9.1right2]] (if:$admin is 1)[noise is $noise]

You come to a long corridor that slowly grows larger as you walk down it where the corridor comes to an abrupt end at a large set of unadorned wooden doors. <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-T1e4-JTiJ-8/UBwMPnRR10I/AAAAAAAAAWo/DOdv8VlyI-c/s1600/dungeon%2Bcorridor.jpg" width="55%"> [[Open the doors->9]] [[Go back->level 2]]

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You open the door silently and find a short corridor with 3 doors down each side and a short barred door at the end. <img src="http://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/14/13260/DungeonHall_1.jpg"width="81%"> [[Check the first room on the left]](If:$l1 is 1)[ (Checked)] [[Check the second room on the left]] [[Check the third room on the left]] [[Check the first room on the right]] [[Check the second room on the right]] [[Check the third room on the right]] [[Check the last door->9.1right3]] (if:$bigkey is 1)[You have a large key] (if:$smallkey is 1)[You have a small key <img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/b/b1/Small_Key_(Twilight_Princess).png/revision/latest?cb=20091128031858"width="15%">] (if:$admin is 1)[noise is $noise]

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After jiggling the latch for a bit it becomes clear that this door is heavily locked and won't come open without a key or a good deal of brute strength.(set:$l1=1) [[Try to break the door down->l1]] [[Return->9.1right2]]

You enter what looks like used to be quarters for a laborer or worker of some sort. The room is sparsely furnished with only a bed(if:$smallkey is 2)[.](else:)[ and a small chest at the foot of the bed. [[Inspect the small chest->l2]]](else:)[.] [[Inspect the bed->l2.1]] [[Return->9.1right2]]

<center><h2>`*WARNING* *ERROR* *# OVER 9000* *YOU DIED*`</h2></center> Send me ideas of what to put here or how I could modify this story at legendarypylon@gmail.com Any input on expanding or modifying the story is greatly appreciated!

What seems to have at one point been a small room now lies in ruin. The back wall seems to have collapsed and in it's place a root-lined dirt corridor stretches into the distance. <img src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/nodiatis/images/4/4c/Dungeon_of_Rot_Level_1-Main.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090727213758" width="77%"> [[Continue->r1]] [[Go back->9.1right2]]

<center><h2>`*WARNING* *ERROR* *# OVER 9000* *YOU DIED*`</h2></center>

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The door opens to a large stone room with vaulted ceilings and a large door on the far side and a grand staircase to the right but is otherwise empty. [[Go up the staircase->9.1stair]] [[Go through the doorway on the other side of the room->9.2]]

After your first attempt to knock down the door it becomes obvious that the door is built to withstand far more than a single attacker. You will have to find a key that fits or move on.(set: $noise = $noise+4) [[Continue->9.1right2]] (if:$admin is 1)[noise is $noise]

The unadorned wooden chest has a small lock on it and isn't very large. <img src="http://t12.deviantart.net/52krKEnsqrgp-Y3C-1Vss09Nv3Y=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre11/e959/th/pre/i/2014/322/1/2/dungeon_chest_by_jonsmith512-d86unlt.jpg"width="75%"> [[Try to smash the lock with a rock->l2rock]] (if:$admin is 1)[[[Try to carry the chest with you->l2drag]] ][[Investigate the bed->l2.1]] [[Return->9.1right2]] (if:$smallkey is 1)[[[Unlock the ckest with the small key you found->l2smallkeyunlock]]]

(if:$smallkey is 1)[You already searched under the bed and don't find anything new](if:$smallkey is 0)[You find a lot of dust and a small key pushed close to the wall(set:$smallkey=1)](if:$smallkey is 2)[You don't find anything under the bed] [[Return->Check the second room on the left]]

You find a loose chunk of flagstone at the base of one of the walls and attempt to break off the lock. After a few good whacks it comes off, but not before making a lot of noise.(set: $noise=$noise+3)(set: $smallkey=2)(set:$chest1 to (either: 'redgemandloot', 'greengemandloot', 'loot', 'loseloot')) (if:$chest1 is 'redgemandloot')[You find a small gem that glows with a bloodred light and a small pile of Dwagon bucks You get 50 Dwagon bucks! You now have (set:$loot = $loot+50)$loot Dwagon bucks!(set:$redgem=$redgem+1)](if:$chest1 is 'greengemandloot')[You find a small green gem that glows with a gentle inner light and a decent amount of Dwagon bucks You get 100 Dwagon bucks! You now have (set:$loot = $loot+100)$loot Dwagon bucks!(set:$greengem=$greengem+1)](if:$chest1 is 'loot')[The chest is filled with a sizeable amount of Dwagon bucks. You get 150 Dwagon bucks! You now have (set:$loot = $loot+150)$loot Dwagon bucks!](if:$chest1 is 'loseloot')[The loot is Fake! You lose some of your Dwagon bucks to the Magical Magnet! (set: $loot to $loot - (random: 0, $loot))You now have $loot Dwagon bucks] [[Continue->Check the second room on the left]]

You have entered admin mode(set:$admin=1) [[Enter the Dungeon]]

The key reluctantly clicks into hte lock. The chest pops open and you find a pile of Dwagon bucks and a sparkling blue gem that seems to glow with an inner light.(set:$smallkey=2)(set:$bluegem=$bluegem+1) [[Return->Check the second room on the left]]

<img src="http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/items/249050/2940d5bb5f05a42f6e71758c9846ec958aa42902.jpg" width="90%"> You come into a huge circular glass dome that houses what seems to be an enormous forest of plants of every shape and size. There doesn't seem to be any organization and most of the dome is overgrown. It doesn't seem possible that such a place could exist so deep underground, but hey, this is the Dungeon of Dwagon. stranger things have been told to exist down here. [[Continue->r1.1]] [[Go back->Check the first room on the right]]

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At the top of the staircase you come into a giant library with vaulted ceilings and hundreds of books lining the walls in extravagant shelves. As your gaze shifts to the middle of the room you see a glowing ball of light that seems to float above a six sided wooden pedestal. <img src="http://impressivemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/141795_library-fantasy-art-books-artwork-4000x2500-wallpaper_www.wall321.com_39-600x375.jpg" width="93%"> [[Investigate the pedestal->9.1gems]] [[Investigate the books->9.1books]] [[Continue to the far side of the room->9.1scroll]] [[Go back->9.1right3]]

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